Q:Have you ever gone out on a date?
Q:Y do I call him dirtbag tho?
I texted him: “Get on facebook dirtbag”
And now we just call each other dirtbag often. Usually as a goodbye.
Q:i should write you a fanfic about you and dirtbag. and then you can use it as a script for the next time you talk.
THOSE ARE FIGHTING WORDS
Q:THATS SO CUTE!! DOES DIRTBAG KNOW THO?
Do you ever just- no? okay.
I cant help it if Styrofoam looks fun to bite into.
Q:You are cute.
My friend drew a picture of me today.
Q:OMG DO YOU LIKE DIRTBAG??
YEESH WHATS IT TO YA?